Sunday, October 30, 2016

By Land or By Sea

This was the conversion in the car on the way home from church this morning.
 
 
Barrett:  I want a motorcycle.

Audrey: You can't get a motorcycle.   You are a kid.

Billy: Wow, Audrey.   You didn't even give your mom a chance to say no. <I give Audrey a high five> Besides, we could get a motorcycle.
 
Audrey: But it's not safe.

Billy: So we wear helmets.

Audrey: Well, we have cars, so we don't need a motorcycle.

Billy: So are you saying that since we have a wave runner we don't have need a boat?

Audrey: Well, we have lots of boats. We have a cruiser, a Fountain,  a stand up, a pontoon...

Billy: We don't have a cat.

Audrey: We don't want a cat.  They have litter boxes, and they smell.   We don't want our house to smell. 
 
 
Billy just got shut down by a 7 year old.  Even if he meant a catamaran boat,  it is still hilarious.

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